1. A person whose long-reinforced sense of entitlement overwhelms and disables their ability to understand and/or adhere to reasonable social norms
2. A person who kills the fun.
Alternate definition and origin:
A chimpanzee raised in wealth and comfort and trained in the entertainment industry who is now retired and is unable to adapt to a chimpanzee's natural habitat in favor of a pampered human-like existence.
2. A person who kills the fun.
Alternate definition and origin:
A chimpanzee raised in wealth and comfort and trained in the entertainment industry who is now retired and is unable to adapt to a chimpanzee's natural habitat in favor of a pampered human-like existence.
Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: I can make you an omelet.
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Person 2: I can make you an omelet.
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In context, the phrase "Diva Number One" must be said in a sassy tone, calling out the diva in question.
If a person is being "Diva Number One," it is your RIGHT to put them in their place.
In context, the phrase "Diva Number One" must be said in a sassy tone, calling out the diva in question.
If a person is being "Diva Number One," it is your RIGHT to put them in their place.
Mukund: I have to go to the store and buy Puffs Plus with Lotion.
Everyone (in unison): Diva Number One!!!!!
Everyone (in unison): Diva Number One!!!!!
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