re-diddly-donkulous

something so absurd, so idiotic that it makes a normal mind explode in aggravation.

She just bought 18 snackpacks and a hose, that's just re-diddly-donkulous.

by The Walking Tome of Knowledge December 1, 2006

Diddly dob

Your average sexual encounter

Hey Derek, do you want to do the diddly dob tonight?

by Babykaitsxo24 February 11, 2017

Diddly-Dong Donut

An insult, usually used in place of 'stupid', 'moron', or 'idiot', after completing an action of particular idiocracy and/or of a higher caliber of oddness compared to normal.

*says something strange*
"Zöe, you diddly-dong donut.."

by KovaKovacs September 15, 2018

pip pip the diddy do

the act of one watchng tv and the other kissing a window.

and maybe afterwards we can....you know...pip pip the diddy do

by glowfella October 14, 2017

Diddly Don't

A girl that you wouldn't fuck or "do"

"What do you think of that Karlene chick. She's kinda cute." "What? No way man she's a diddly don't."

by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007

You've just dog diddly done it.

1. A somewhat more grave way of saying "you fail".
2. A way of saying when someone has taken it too far.

Plane Captain: Oops, we've just lost both engines.
Co-pilot: You've just dog diddly done it.

Driver: Oops, I think I just hit an old lady crossing the street.
Passenger: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I got drunk last night, mistook your girlfriend for mine and slept with her.
Friend: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I spilt coffee on my brand-new nine-hundred-dollar laptop.
Girl: You've just dog diddly done it.

Hunter 1: Oops, I mistook the game warden for a deer and shot him.
Hunter 2: You've just dog diddly done it.

by derroflcopter April 27, 2013

diddly dog

homie named Jay who has an afro and lives in Rhode Island. His dad smashed his unopened GTA4 when he came home to find him and friends mad blazed.

yo diddly dog, you tryna chill?

by Neilaso May 13, 2008