The name of one of Ray Narveaz Jr.'s many alter egos. Wears a bag on his head and a chain on his neck.
"It's the Diddler!"
by Recovery15 November 11, 2013

a child molester. derived from "kiddy diddler". one doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child porn especially on a school computer, and then gets caught and suspended for it, but doesn't get the clue, and then gets busted twice by the police for possesion of child pornography on their home computer can be considered a diddler.
matt cohen is such a diddler
by ya September 2, 2004

by sheezy June 23, 2004

by Paul Mapantzoffs March 24, 2022

a young man who dates an underage girl. there is nothing really that wrong with this, it's just frowned upon in society.
by Barawootski November 14, 2006

"Man, I can barely stand up, see straight, remember my name or even talk, but have you got any diddlers to sell?"
by Green Renegade August 19, 2008

The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens.
Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.
Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
