Dicklag

When you're lagging uncontrollably in a video game so much so that you say "I'm lagging my dick off!"

"I should have hosted this game. I'm getting major dicklag!"

"I could have easily won that game if it weren't for my serious case of dicklag."

by TheMagicKeeper June 18, 2017

dicknag

A guy who nags you as much or more than your wife nags you.

Don't be a dicknag. I'm henpecked enough already.

by Pablo Tornado July 5, 2019

dickbag

another term for a dickhead, but slightly more offensive.

you took the last beer. you dickbag.

by dirk dig November 19, 2004

Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015

dickage

To give someone an unfair deal; to screw someone over.

"You're going to have to cover my shift"

"That is complete dickage"

by LannyM March 18, 2005

dickfaggery

1. Completely inane and supercilious homosexuality; ridiculously pointless gayness.

2. Wholly douchebaggish and idiotic behavior; combining aspects of both a dick and a contemporary faggot.

1. Jasper could not believe the level of dickfaggery displayed by the group of flamers.

2. Carla deeply resented the prurient dickfaggery of the jeering construction workers.

by D. Ick December 11, 2010

dickaggot

When only your dick is gay but the rest of your body isn’t

Guys watch out Jerry is a dickaggot

by Soccer4455 November 22, 2017