When the male genitals also known as penis, cock, cockswain, rooster, dick predicament, doodle, projectile, willy, putz, phallus, pee pee, wee wee, prick, private part, wang, wiener,mojo, etc dick. A Dick in a Box, commonly occurs when the male penis is detached from the balls and positioned with great care and precision into a box, as long as the lid is placed on the box it will be named under the term Dick in a Box.
When Mr Cockup died his will pacifically specified that his dick was to be detached from his balls and preserved as a Dick in a Box for later generations, "it seems that a Dick in a Box is a common think these days.
by YoBro July 11, 2013
by Its time to stop March 29, 2016
A dick in the box is a gift you give your sweetheart for any celebration.
Ex:(Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa even Birthdays)
This is one present your honey will definitely love and enjoy. Here's how you do it:
One: cut a hole in the box
Two: stick your junk in that box
Three: make her open the box
Inspire by the Justin Timberlake song: "Dick in the Box"
Congratulations you now know what to get your darling for those times you forget to get her something.
Ex:(Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa even Birthdays)
This is one present your honey will definitely love and enjoy. Here's how you do it:
One: cut a hole in the box
Two: stick your junk in that box
Three: make her open the box
Inspire by the Justin Timberlake song: "Dick in the Box"
Congratulations you now know what to get your darling for those times you forget to get her something.
by ArcadianSnowdrop October 29, 2014
a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
by Leonidis July 11, 2008
A hit game-show on independent South Wales TV. The show consists of male celebrities taking turns to see how long they can support a medium sized budweiser box on their erect penises.
"Hello, this is Nelson Mandela and you're watching celebrity dick in a box!"
"I'm Sir Alan Sugar and you're watching celebrity dick in a bloody box!"
"Hello, this is Nelson Mandela and you're watching celebrity dick in a box!"
"I'm Sir Alan Sugar and you're watching celebrity dick in a bloody box!"
by ***Welshy*** September 13, 2010
Man who believes and acts like he has the largest penis in a geographic area, and therefore, feels he rules over other men by size and can claim all the pussies in that area. Area can be defined as something as small as a party, niteclub, campus or town or larger geographic area over which the Biggest Dick in the Box feels he can preside.
One dude to Another in a Club: Who is that flypaper with all the coochies stuck to him
Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box
Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting
Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box
Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting
Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
by sarasplayroom.com August 20, 2009
The opposite of "jumping the shark." This is an event that takes someone who is already over the hill and makes them cool again. Prior to his SnL appearance, Justin Timberlake was deemed uncool; after the DIAB skit, he regained some cred. Captain Kirk pulled a dick in a box comeback by doing the commercials for Price Line.
by Chuco the driver May 17, 2010