Friend 1: How is your day by going
Me: Good
Friend 1: What did you have for dinner.
Me: be and cheese burrito.
Me running to the bathroom.
Me screaming: I have DIARRHEA!!!
Me: Good
Friend 1: What did you have for dinner.
Me: be and cheese burrito.
Me running to the bathroom.
Me screaming: I have DIARRHEA!!!
by TouchDownYankees December 7, 2018

di•ar•rhe•a
/ˌdīəˈrēə/
noun.
Liquid fire shit. Chunky hot poison. Shit that comes forth with rash confidence and a sense of urgency. Wicked internal ass-rape. Boiling, spewing, strangely-colored, and foul as a rotting corpse. You may be on the toilet for a while. Just make sure you evacuate the neighborhood first.
/ˌdīəˈrēə/
noun.
Liquid fire shit. Chunky hot poison. Shit that comes forth with rash confidence and a sense of urgency. Wicked internal ass-rape. Boiling, spewing, strangely-colored, and foul as a rotting corpse. You may be on the toilet for a while. Just make sure you evacuate the neighborhood first.
"Johnny's stomach turned with anguish, as a demon danced with fire inside him. There was no mistaking it. He prayed for mercy but the demon had no patience. He ran to the toilet, squirting fresh death juice with every stride. He felt hot wetness trickle all the way down to his ankles before his ass planted. On the toilet, a valve released, letting loose a rain of brimstone and fire. His stomach was a vortex of pain. The smell of his own waste triggered rising liquid, and a stream of vomit spewed. When it was over, he fell on the floor, laid on his back with his hands on his stomach, and felt an inappropriate sense of satisfaction. He had had diarrhea, and lived."
by ProfessorEbonics October 29, 2020

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by GladysISmothernature March 9, 2014

Liquid shit that comes out of your ass faster than the speed of light and Singing any of your remaining ass often cones from eating at Taco Bell and booger king:diarrhea not silent but smells deadly
by Anonymous........!?!?! February 25, 2014
