Danism

A form of religion based upon the great God Daniel Cox. Founded in 2010 Danism has become one of the primary leading religions in the New Wave of freedom religions. Danism basically consists of doing whatever you want whenever you want while following up to a certain point the basic social rules of the North American society. So basically if your retarted or if you are a douche bag, please stop reading this and go eat carrots.

Fat Joe : In the name of the father, the son ---- interruption
Ralph : I'm tired of praying. I want to party.
Daniel Cox: Join Danism then!
Ralph : ok!

by Danist October 16, 2010

Deanism

Deanism:

For people to follow who don't give a f**k about any religion. Following Deanism allows you to shit on any other so called "GOD".

You will always be correct no matter which wanker says otherwise.

Following Deanism means you are free to express your thoughts and take out your anger on anyone (preferably male German citizens and the Muslim religious freaks).

Most important of all...Dean Carmon fucks you all over. #Deanism

If a terrorist kills a British soldier then you are allowed to hunt down and get revenge on that guy as you follow Deanism.

by #Deanism May 23, 2013

danism

when a person or persons keep moaning/arguing at a person named dan.

This Is Danism

by Lil-Dan November 2, 2008

dianisel

A beautiful, funny, pretty, hot,nice girl. Loves la pachanga and love itself. She enjoys having people around her and doesn't mind anyone bothering her, she always fights back. She loves her family and anyone that loves her back.

Dianisel is the one that always starts the pachanga for us.

by mee obvi May 2, 2018

Danisms

The use of words in the form of Daniel language. The majority of these words being his own gay thoughts or loud outbursts. These kinds of hilarious terms seem to be like the Chad's gay cousin Dan.

Seem's those Danisms are getting in the way again.

by MsBugg98 September 9, 2019

danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dani that lives in the eastern continental part of the United States. In Dani the God We Trust.

Danism’s god is named dani and she is native-mexican-brazilian-italian and has a great sense of humor and believes everyone should be equal no matter what she is strong brave but ugly

i do not believe in god and jesus but i believe in dani that is why i am danism

by iamnitblackxo193 October 22, 2020

danism

Danists practice sleeping with no socks on and ride bikes without helmets because we’re not gay

a religion founded by the greatest Dani ever that lives in the eastern continental part of the united states. in Dani the God we trust. amenzia buttockslist 🙏🏿

Danism has a god named Dani (obviously) and she is Mexican-Native-Brazilian-Italian and has a great sense of humor and believes everyone should be equal no matter what. she is strong and brave even though she suffers with breathing problems shes ugly tho but who eve gives a shit

I am not christian i am danism aka a danist

by iamnitblackxo193 October 22, 2020