diamond

n. Relatively common mineral, consisting of carbon, which is similar in appearance to zircon or cut glass. Used by the South African based De Beers company as a form of emotional blackmail through clever, original, and socially planted marketing techniques. It is asserted by the De Beers company that a man who is unwilling to waste a huge amount of money for a worthless piece of carbon must not really love his future wife very much.
(See also organic food.)

"Diamonds are a complete scam"

by Zamzara October 25, 2007

diamond

A girls best friend/ The hardest mineral on earth.

Diamonds are forever.

by d00d June 27, 2003

DIAMOND

Someone that is precious to you. Someone that has rare qualities.

Toby is such a diamond. He gave me a rose for no reason.

by TINY TINA May 13, 2005

diamond

An over priced old rock that gets you laid until the effect wears off. Bigger is better.

My girlfriend wouldn't have anal sex with me until I gave her a diamond ring.

by jam June 23, 2003

The Diamond

A building in the University of Sheffield. Meant for engineers but is often overtaken by communist humanities students

I tried to get a seat in the diamond but I couldn't due to all the communists

by Sensible STEM Student December 8, 2018

Diamond

A good fucking bitch.

Diamond is a good friend. She's not a bitch.

by yourmomatemyass October 2, 2019

Diamond

She's somethin lik a gen stone lik the name she has a beautiful inside with an outside that looks so beautiful to the human eye in a way u can say she's perfect with an attitude that say bitch I have no filter she's great at everything she does and makes things look so easy to date a diamond u have to b patient and willing to admit when your wrong

Damn diamond

by Mr.anonomys December 19, 2016