Devon Massyn

Herpetologist, Producer and Right-hand Ninja on "Wild Recon" - only on Animal Planet. Behind the scenes hilarious! All work and all play, always.

Silent, but deadly. Quick and dodges pain. Ready to accept anything it takes to send his message across and educate. Loves Life. Devon Massyn = Mystery. South African born and raised.

Devon Massyn and Donald Schultz = WHITE NOISE! BOOM!

Devon Massyn will never hit a girl unless she's a zombie.

Devon Massyn will jedi-mind trick you and exhaust you with his strength and deadly quick ninja reflexes.

Devon Massyn, sips coffee, works hard and contemplates world domination all at once. Always.

by LegitEarthLove March 16, 2010

Dining with Devon

When you perform oral sex on a woman while she is in a handstand

My girlfriend was practicing handstands when I got hungry so I knew it was Dining with Devon time

by Trex_Buttsex October 17, 2012

Devout Christian Mom

A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes.

Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*

Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*

Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"

Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."

Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"

Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*

by Mr. big E. March 23, 2019

Dirty devon

When a blunt has wax, shatter or sauce added to it without everyone else knowing, aka dirty devon.

She rolled a dirty Devon, we needed wheelchairs after that, we were crippled!

by MadamRose May 26, 2019

Devout

Devout

Definition:

1) Very/Deeply religious.

2) Devoted to a particular personal interest or cause, basicly devoted to anything.

3) Deeply and sincerely felt or meant.

It's a synonym for devoted.

He's a devout baseball fan, he watches every single game!

by Jafje June 29, 2007

Devon Bostick

An extremly talented person and the hottest, most sexy actor ALIVE!

I loved devon bostick as rodrick in diary of a wimpy kid. He can really rock that guyliner!

by Crystallet May 2, 2011

Devon Patch

A "Devon Patch" is the the area of a males head that bald's first, commonly on the crown of a males head a rounding bald spot resembling the end of a devon/polony roll (Famous Australian Sandwich filling)

"Oi Mate" have a go at Kevins Devon Patch

by Big Rosscow January 25, 2018