take a deuce

to take a shit.

After I eat a garbage plate from Wyatt's, I imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce.

by Inspector Harry Bush August 21, 2003

Ma Deuce

Army slang for the Browning M2-HB .50-caliber heavy machine gun

"Go grab me a couple of boxes of fifty-cal. I'm gonna make the Ma Deuce sing!"

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

Deuce-Dix

Deuce-Dix, 20 dollars, derived from the french language; Dix, meaning 10, and english slang; Deuce meaning 2.

Adam: How much money should I bring?

Spencer: Bring a Deuce-Dix just in case.

by Spencer Adams October 20, 2006

Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.

Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.

by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019

fat deuce

To take a ginat shit

fuck i have to drop a fat deuce

by Poof6001 December 10, 2004

degenerate

Someone who is a disgrace to society. A consumer but not a producer. A Taker but not a giver. Someone who has declined in morals and spends most of his/her time partying, having sex, drinking heavily and doing all that while being a general fucking neet.

Example 1:
*At a party*
Joe: Jane, Tim is looking for you! Why are you with Josh now?
Jane: Tell Josh, to fuck off!
Joe: You fucked Tim an hour ago and now you're going for Josh?
Jane: Why a woman can't love to have sex? As boys would say I have a huge sexdrive.
Joe: You are such a degenerate, Jane

Example 2:
Bill: Man, I fucked seven different girls this week every day. I'm such a hunk.
Danny: No, Bill. Collecting STDs is not something you should be proud of. You are a fucking degenerate.

by Dickosaursu March 8, 2017

degenerate

Me

You are one fucking degenerate

by Nick Youngstien July 2, 2016