detroit lions

the detroit football club which is never unable to lose a game. no matter what the situation, the lions can always find a way to blow the game...
marked by poor coaching, injuries, empty potential, bad drafting, and losing to minnesoda, and a bad O-line.

even thought it was 28-14 at the final 2-minuet warning, the detroit lions still foundaway to blow their 12-point lead

by steamboat runner December 28, 2005

detroit lions

0-16 as of 12/28/08. litteraly the WORST football team in history, the WORST record in history, and the ONLY team to lose 16 consecutive games

the detroit lions are up 32-7 with 5 minutes to go!

*leaves the room*
*comes back 4 minutes later*

OH SHIT THE LIONS ARE DOWN 13 POINTS?! WHAT THE FUCK?! (true example)

by someshortkidnamedjohnny:P December 29, 2008

detroit lions

crappy Detroit football team...since 1970: 15 playoff berths, 1 playoff win; help me marriucci, you're my only hope

The Lions...

by LyingLions March 23, 2004

Detroit lions

One word mediocrity

The Detroit lions are pure shit

by Random stuff bruh February 5, 2021

2008 Detroit Lions

The absolute worst team in the history of football. Did not win a single game.

2008 Detroit Lions

by prgray77 May 4, 2009

Detroit Lions fan

Someone who is hopelessly convinced of something that has no chance of happening.

Bill: Hey, Ned actually thinks he's gonna get laid this weekend!
Jim: Ha ha! Yeah right...must be a Detroit Lions fan.

by Jucifer Jones January 29, 2008

Detroit Lions

The 2023 NFC North Champions. Not as bad as they used to be.

Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"

Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."

by Portuzil January 7, 2024