Derple Dyslexia

Comes in one of two forms:

1) Syndrome: A one time screw-up that is so foreseeable, that you have no idea how you made the mistake.

2) Disease: A lifetime of ridiculously terrible screw-ups that have complete an utter alternatives, yet someone makes that mistake and can't see where they went wrong. Cases can range from bad to severe based on the symptoms.

1) "Dude, I can't believe I walked into that lamp post. I must have Derple Dyslexia Syndrome.

2) "Man, that driver has ran 3 red lights in a row and just pulled out in front of an 18-wheeler. He must have Derple Dyslexia Disease.

by InvisaThreat August 16, 2012

Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

by When in doubt, C4 July 6, 2016

derplessnoob

A great player who clapped rin twice in 2 1hp situation.

Person 1: That rin guy is so good holy!
Person 2: No, derplessnoob is better...

by randomusernamenooby November 6, 2021

derpleted

You have posted something on a group chat that was intended for a single member of the group.

That person then sends you a private message saying "Were your video and last 2 comments in the Group Chat meant to be sent to me?🤣"

You immediately go to look who has seen what you posted, only to discover that everyone has seen them.

You delete them because you had a derpy moment that everyone witnessed.

Dude, thanks for the heads-up about my post in the group chat that was really meant for you. I derpleted the whole mess.

by keywest4life February 11, 2024