derpleganger

One's derpish doppleganger.

Derprah (Derpin' Oprah) would be Oprah's derpleganger.

by miknight December 9, 2012

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You deplete me.

The phrase used to break up with that person (usually a boyfriend or a girlfriend) who is toxic to you. It keeps it simple, the best way.

"What do you mean you're not coming over on Saturday night? What else do you have to do? We always watch basketball or hockey or football or (worse yet) golf, and you bring the pizza and beer, and we hang."
"Not this Saturday night or any other night after that, Fred, you deplete me. Mind, wallet, and soul. Buh-bye."

by getaclue2007 April 8, 2010

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derpressed

Being depressed over something stupid/silly or for a seemingly stupid/silly reason.

derpressed kid: "im depressed because my mom wont buy me black ops."

depressed kid: "what? i think your derpressed dude because thats no reason to be depressed. i'm depressed because my mom ran over my dog!"

by chaosweapon1 March 29, 2011

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Derpetrator

Adjective- The person who is responsible of someone's retarded act and or retarded way of saying something.

"Oh man, I totally just slipped on a banana peel Tom threw in front of me."

"LOL Tom is totally the derpetrator of this situation here."

"I hate Tom with a burning passion."

by TheDerpetrator November 17, 2011

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