Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj

Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker

by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014

Dekerz

Dekerz a shorter name for Dekeratinization. The process in which a male who has been circumcised and has developed a thick layer of keratin on his glans, reverses the process, becomes (decircumsiced), returns his once non-existent Foreskin back to natural, healthy levels. Such results in massive increase in sexual sensation felt in the glans, a much softer, moister look and feel in the glans, and because of these, stronger orgasms and ejaculations.

Guy1: Bro, before I restored my foreskin my head was weak! Couldn't even FEEL anything! But now that my head has undergone Dekerz, I feel EVERYTHING, and it all feels GOOD!!!!
William: doesn’t matter to me as I’m a Grimster

Guy1: OMG I just tried The wanky poo it’s so amazing!! I can feel everything and I mean everything!!

by Rumball December 18, 2018

Upper Decker

The act of taking a dump in the tank of a toilet.
Step 1: Quietly sneak into the bathroom unseen
Step 2: Carefully remove the top of the tank. Note the porcelain tank top is very delicate and will shatter if dropped

Step 3: Climb on the toilet, drop pants and sit on the tank. Imagine you are a bird sat uptop your nest, sit very softly or else the tank may break and the operation will be compromised

Step 4: Take a monster shit. I'm talkin like a goddamn mudslide out your asshole

Step 5: Whipe and throw the tp in the tank too for good measure and put the top back on

Step 6: Return to the party and act like nothing ever happened, if you leave right away you will draw suspicion to yourself
Step 7: Enjoy the host's reaction when they see that Mount Vesuvius just exploded in their toilet tank

Friend: Yo did you hear, Julia is having a party this Saturday
Me: I dislike her very much, I'm gonna drop an Upper Decker at that party

by bowelsmovin June 25, 2017

upper decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker

by The Mad shitter May 14, 2003

double decker pussies

When one has two pussies stacked one atop the other, for easy alternating insertion. Usually done doggystyle, this position is used mostly in FFM (female-female-male) porn.

Did you see Ava Devine and Alica Saint in that new Peter North flick? He stacked their asses up into double decker pussies and fucked them both, man!

by loose_cannon November 18, 2006

dekeratinization

The process in which a male who has been circumcised and has developed a thick layer of keratin on his glans, reverses the process, becomes (decircumsiced), returns his once non-existent Foreskin back to natural, healthy levels. Such results in massive increase in sexual sensation felt in the glans, a much softer, moister look and feel in the glans, and because of these, stronger orgasms and ejaculations.

Bro, before I restored my foreskin my head was weak! Couldn't even FEEL anything! But now that my head has undergone dekeratinization, I feel EVERYTHING, and it all feels GOOD!!!!

by Restoredforthebetter August 22, 2017

Derperific

Derptraordinarily derpy or derptastic: derperific derpiness.

Jenn is the most derperific person.

by DerpiCorp LLC February 28, 2020