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what ridiculously ridiculously good looking people like 3 time male model of the year derek zoolander can do to their own balls if they are being threatened by a nemesis, like that HANSEL (he is SO hot right now)
i can derelict my own balls thank you
derelict by punkry July 12, 2006
A fat retard with no life a dick and a racist a dumb uncle fucker. Dosent know a scotch from apple juice.
Kyle: You are not going to go on national television and spew a bunch of hate speech about Jewish people! I WON'T LET YOU DO IT, CARTMAN!

Cartman: Then the game is on, Kyle.

Kyle: It's not a game, you derelict! And this isn't Scotch! It's apple juice!
A person who is self obsessed with their prowess and ability to make things great. They attempt to gain higher allowances and pay rates based solely on their ability to sell themselves as legends or titans in their specific industry. They normally take smoke/alcohol/drug breaks every 10-15 minutes and get aggravated easily when you approach them to do more work.

They typically work in places that pay little to no money, and survive on $30.00 paychecks every week combined with welfare because they don't report their working status. They have been known to roam the streets until they are allowed into an air conditioned/heated building at which time they start pretending to work. They drink coffee, eat whatever food they come across and generally make messes which they never intend to clean up.

They often have been noted to hang out is dicey bars, or casinos during their lunch breaks spending what little money they earn or extort they spend on sex, drugs and gambling. They work at a place until the company stops paying them, and then they continue the cycle at another company.
That derelict cost me money, stole my lunch and still expects his paycheck next week?
derelict by Sabaku August 6, 2010

Dereliction of Doody 

The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.
By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.
Dereliction of Doody by Gipple March 1, 2018

flock of deerticks

1. Any number of ticks that have been pulled off of pets and stored in a rubbing alcohol bottle for several years. 2. The most amazing disco house group to ever have sex with your Mother.
1. "Oh, I see your flock of deerticks is growing! 2. "Word, that flock of deerticks totally did it with my Mom."
A person that speaks incorrectly, seemingly from pure ignorance. The use of the word Illiterate is used for this "issue" when concerning reading and writing. moron
Derelict is when a person speaks incorrectly, seemingly from pure ignorance. ie: I is sure it was a accident. He don't got no money. We is growin our business.
Derelict by May Hemm July 26, 2015