Sheet Draggers

Titties so big they drag on the sheets when a woman crawls across the bed.

Dude did you see the sheet draggers on that chick? They have to be like double E titties.
Fucking a dude!

by AssHoleJarHead August 28, 2010

Covid Derangement Syndrome

Someone who is so obsessed with wearing masks and following covid guidelines to the extent they make their fear of covid other people's problem. Someone with covid derangement syndrome might yell at unmasked bystanders about their choice to wear a mask.

Damn, that girl with purple hair and face piercings must have covid derangement syndrome, she's wearing 5 masks

by Mr. Stonks January 10, 2022

Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS)

The excessive display of patriotism at every opportunity in order to disguise bigotry and paranoia.

Cletus' Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is in full swing today, he's been posting lots of anti-immigrant, racist, and homophobic memes on Facebook with American flag, and bald eagle backgrounds, along with nostalgic messages about how the country didn't used to be like this, and taking their country back.

by Darrenphughes June 29, 2015

Ford derangement syndrome

The denial that President Gerald Ford invented the automobile.

Commies typically suffer from Ford derangement syndrome due to their hate for America, freedom, capitalism and poor education. They share similar qualities to Ben Franklin deniers.

by America, F yeah!!! April 26, 2022

DERANGED DICK

A DICK THAT'S JUST THE OBJECT OF SOME HORNY BASTARD,WHO WIL FUCK ANYTHING, AT ANY TIME IRREGARDLESS OF HOW IT SMELLS, WHAT IT WEARS, HOW HARD AND STANKY IT SWEATS, OR HOW OFFENSIVE IT IS

YOU DERANGED DICK!! YOU WENT N FUCKED THAT CHICKEN,,WTF?

OKAY,,OKAY SO I HAVE A DRENAGED DICK,, AND YEAH,, IT DONT HAVE A NOSE,, SO IT DONT CARE WHO THE PUSSY SMELLS,, MY DERANGED DICK JUST FUCKS IT,, BOING!!

HEY THAT DUDE'S GOT DERANGED DICK,, HE WAS IN THAT FAT GUNT, AND THEN THE SKINNY SKANK, AND THEN HIS OWN MOUTH,, WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED DICK!!!!!!!

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

Biden Derangement Syndrome

Old Joe living rent free in your head

*A car hits a sign because the driver sucks at turning*
Driver: "This must be Biden's fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Spectator: "Damn son that is some extreme Biden Derangement Syndrome you got."

by Weaponized Dank Ootism July 2, 2022

dangersnack

(n): drugs, typically the gnarlier ones which have a higher likelihood of addiction issues

Ayeeee! Wussuh, my dood? Today can suck a dick, I need to get fucked up - got any dangersnacks?

by amicusknox August 12, 2023