dennis miller ratio

A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.

A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.

*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.

by paynbow April 25, 2006

Dennes

A phonic substitution of 'e' in the name Dennis. It usually coincides with predominantly large doses of Demerol given during labor pains. The name is a modern adaptation of the Greek God Dionysus. God of the grape harvest, winemaking, ritual madness, and ecstasy. Men with the name Dennis, and Dennes are fabulous lovers and exhibit intoxicating mannerisms. They are often found to be laid back and easy going, with an emphasis put on pleasure. If you happen to find a Dennes you will also note his extraordinary good looks and suave demeanor.

Father " What shall we name this magical son of ours?"

Mother " Oh, the pain the pain, Call him Dennes I don't care give me more Demerol!"

Father " ok ok jeez!"

Suzy Q " Dennes took me out last night, and I can't believe how fun it was"

Sally F " What? he took me out the night before I hate you bitch!"

by Booberdoober September 17, 2011

Stewbuilder Dennis

(1926 - 1980) Commonly thought to be the greatest hobo to wander the streets of the earth. Especially proficient in the art of low-price culinary treats, this man was aptly regarded as a homeless "Grand Master"

I saw ol' Stewbuilder Dennis in a drainpipe this morning. He was eatin' an old leg of sow ham.

by grezz August 5, 2006

dennis clayton

a peice of shit niqqa that dont give a damn abt anyone but himself , & his peice of shit white magnum. he shadddy as shit. he fucked aroun and got two hoes pregnant. he a playa. that niqqa s t u p i d. but i give him props b|c he perfect @sex - only b|c he had practice on so many hoes .

i met this boy today, we got to knw each other an i took him home and that niqqa was a dennis clayton!

by strictlykbbby October 14, 2011

dennine

Fly and sophisticated with a heart of gold. Don't cross her because she's going to get you back, sneaky like a terrorist. Free spirited with a beautiful soul. Hard working. A go getter.

When I grow up I want to be a Dennine because she gets life and knows how to GET life!

by Dewiller January 18, 2017

Dennis is gay

This fucking fat ass is so fucking gay that his gayness can clear out a room within 1 second. This guy is literally the bane of my school, my mom drove me to school and saw him and said, "What a disgrace to go to this school."

Dennis is gay. Fml.

by Alcoholic_Microwave October 28, 2019

Dennis silver

Retarted partially bald guy who gave birth to the mythical fat fuck himself eThaN SilVer

: Is that ethan silvers dad
: ye
: woah heard his kid was pernounced wi,
: with diabetes at birth
: ye thats the one

Dennis silver...........

by FatcuntlikemebigE6699 November 3, 2019