dedrophiliac 

A person who engages in sexual intercourse with trees and other plants

that guy is such a dedrophiliac

dedrophiliac by Capt. Capacitor December 2, 2004

Dendrophilia 

Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular

Dendrophilia by Nathan April 29, 2003

Dendrophiliac

Tree lovin' hippie scum; Dan Magner

Dude, Dan Magner is such a dendrophiliac, I saw him doing all sorts of crazy sh*t to that tree.

Dendrophiliac by T-Rux July 28, 2009

dendropheliac

also known as a Mckenzie.

The Robb's DVD broke so he couldn't peep no dwarf porn. The chode stepped to the park to find an oak....

dendropheliac by callin' robster a twat October 7, 2004

Dendraphiliac 

Someone who likes girls named after trees

Ross is a dendraphiliac and loves Acacia because she possibly has dendrites.

Dendraphiliac by secret friend October 20, 2006

Dendrophilia 

people like me who walkie talkie girls and tell them that i am humping the trees and getting my grove on

i humped this tree one time and there was seaman on it when i left i dont know if i we are expecting a baby because she hasn't responded yet

Dendrophilia by dead awesome in the bed August 21, 2003

Dendrophiliaphobic

A person that is afraid to have sex with trees!

I'm sorry I can't have sex with you in the tree house that tree might rape me and I am Dendrophiliaphobic

Dendrophiliaphobic by Mike DeMarco January 28, 2023