Dejan Lovren

Deajn Lovren is a Footballer and is thought of as the greatest footballer of all time by anyone with a functioning brain. He is also the winner of the Ballon d'or.

Person: Who is the GOAT? (Greatest of all time)
Stupid Person: Crisiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi
Smart and cool dude: No it's obviously Dejan Lovren

by DejanLovren July 14, 2019

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dejanes

Dejanes- De-ja-nes- Dejanes is a type of cream used for chip's and/or such as used for taco's and burrito's.

mom can you pass me the dejanes I need them for the chip's.

by Dejanes's November 14, 2015

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dejanism

That moment when you lose controll over your body and mind and just do the most stupid thing possible to fuck up everyone's day..

I tryed to boil water but then dejanism hit me and i spilled the water over my cat

by j539 November 19, 2017

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Dejan

Is normally a fat fucker who likes to cause problems and get into fights. He talks himself up all the time and thinks he’s cool when he’s really not. All teachers/ work colleagues hate him

Colleague 1: Did you hear what Dejan done
Colleague 2: Yea Dejan is such a dick

Colleague 1: I fucking hate Dejan

by 69milffucker69 October 26, 2019

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