deja poo

When you hold in a shit so long that you start getting flashbacks of the last time when you shat your pants.

Fuck man.
What dumbass?
That damn school bus takes so long to get home. And I had to shit since the start of weightlifting - that shit makes you have to shit more when you do them squats, but anyhow I had to hold in that shit so long I started getting deja poo. It went out nice n easy, and damn it felt good.

by CHODES August 30, 2007

deja poo

A poo that contains remnants of a meal that you recently consumed.

"Whoa, I've seen that corn before! That's a deja poo!"

by Davey J. Smith January 02, 2008

Deja Poo

When you take a dump and it feels the same, looks the same, smells the same.

Deja Poo motherfucker, Deja Poo.

by dickdragondog November 22, 2010

Deja Poo

The experience of thinking you have had the same poop, on a previous occasion.

Dave: So after eating all that Jeff's Pizza for two days in a row, I totally experienced Deja Poo
Dan: That sucks
Dave: Could have been worse, I at least had an initial clean wipe.

by Dave Kaminski, Dan Flores December 03, 2008

Deja Poo

When you are so drunk that you're very well into a blackout state and you make it home to take a massive poop on the toilet. The poop drains so much energy out of you that you pass out on the toilet before flushing. When you wake up in the morning you see the poop, but can't actually remember ever taking one and are still able to recognize it as your own.

Bro 1: "What happened to you last night? You were so hammered."

Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"

by Dasterdly Drunk June 21, 2012

deja poo

When you think you're done with your morning shat, but you have to go back for more.

Jane: Weren't you just in that bathroom??
Dick: I've got a case of DEJA POO!

by TheNamesLisa July 11, 2008

deja poo

The erie feeling one has eaten the same bad burrito and had the same bad reaction before.

Dude, what's wrong?
Yo, that burrito done laid me to the bone.

Man, it made you sick last time, you spent all night in the bathroom.

Damn, I gotta stop eatin that junk. I got deja poo.

by cloverhays September 03, 2009