Deja-poo

As in Deja-vu, you get memories from a certain turd.
I'm sure I've done this before.
by Chris Pye March 08, 2005
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deja poo

When you hold in a shit so long that you start getting flashbacks of the last time when you shat your pants.
Fuck man.
What dumbass?
That damn school bus takes so long to get home. And I had to shit since the start of weightlifting - that shit makes you have to shit more when you do them squats, but anyhow I had to hold in that shit so long I started getting deja poo. It went out nice n easy, and damn it felt good.
by CHODES August 30, 2007
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deja poo

A poo that contains remnants of a meal that you recently consumed.
"Whoa, I've seen that corn before! That's a deja poo!"
by Davey J. Smith January 02, 2008
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Deja-Poo

1.) Getting up from the toilet seat after expunging a number 2 from your biological records and looking in the toilet bowl to behold what is seemingly the same load you dumped off some time ago in the past, yet can't quite remember exactly when. Color, texture, and all dimensions seem to be the exact same. Even the light, room ambiance, and temperature are all eerily familiar.

Not to be confused with the "Green apple quick steps", or the "Backyard trots". These are both synonyms for diarrhea. And it does not take a mystique to correlate enough facts to surmise that when undergoing this painful and dehydrating experience, the results of one's bowel movements are typically consistent in all areas.

Deja-Poo applies strictly and solely to the solid stuff.
Dude #1: I don't know what is going on, but I could swear that load I just dropped off was the same exact one I pinched 3 weeks ago last Sunday. Or wwas it 2 months ago last Friday? Everything was the same man, this shit is crazy...

Dude #2: It's called Deja-Poo bro. I experience it at least once quarterly. So don't feel special or anything.
by The Big Fuzz April 22, 2010
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When you think you're done with your morning shat, but you have to go back for more.
Jane: Weren't you just in that bathroom??
Dick: I've got a case of DEJA POO!
by TheNamesLisa July 11, 2008
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deja poo

The erie feeling one has eaten the same bad burrito and had the same bad reaction before.
Dude, what's wrong?
Yo, that burrito done laid me to the bone.

Man, it made you sick last time, you spent all night in the bathroom.

Damn, I gotta stop eatin that junk. I got deja poo.
by cloverhays September 03, 2009
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Deja-Poo

The feeling that you've heard this kind of crap before.
While she was explaining her excuses, I had a strong sense of Deja-Poo.
by momo64 May 01, 2012
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