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Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.
Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.
by yungcleen May 11, 2018
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Decapilated

When you try to decapitate someone, but you end up entirely missing their head and therefore make a fool or yourself
Dude did you just kill him?!?

No dude, I just decapilated him...
by Human153 March 28, 2019
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decrapitation

The process of elimination of bodily wastes.
Noun: Fecal matter. Nitrogenous waste.
Constipation is characterized by a cessation of decrapitation.
Composted bovine decrapitation is often used as fertilizer.
by K. Gould January 16, 2008
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Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.
Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.
by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003
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decrapitate

To threaten rip off someone's head and shit down their neck, "Duke Nukem style".
If I ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, I will decrapitate you.
by enzo_gee August 19, 2007
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decrapitate

to go from good to bad, from clean to dirty, basically to fuck up.
by christian May 13, 2005
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don't let your tongue decapitate you

an Arabic proverb meaning

a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"

b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
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