Deck

A word used over work email for penis. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying penis/dick/cock/etc over work monitored email.

Often used in conjunction with "kitchen" (4396317).

Kitchen - A word used over work email for an attractive females ass. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying fine ass butt over work monitored email.
"Yo I'd like to put it in the kitchen of the girl in the cubicle next to me."

I bet the girl at the front desk wants my deck.

by Wolverine Jorts November 28, 2009

Deck

1: an action that inflicts physical pain
2: a passion-filled kiss.

1: Last night I totally decked him when he called me a slut.
2: He said he loved me. And then I decked him; him in the good sense.

by plumski09 December 21, 2008

Deck

Also known as Dick, Deck has become a popular word for the young people. Deck is also said by Kelley from Shoes. Very funny.

Gah! I hate that deck! He's always being so mean & emotional!

by Loobas Johanson June 20, 2008

Deck

Obscure sex act that involves "fucking someone out one's back window so their body extends over the backyard and they're suspended by sexybits and the window sash."

I'm gonna deck you so hard you see stars!

by flammablehat December 7, 2011

Deck

A Computer or game system of any sort.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and started gang dorking his deck.

by Slag November 28, 2004

Deck

the wooden part of ur skateboard!!

the bit u stand on stoopid

by cuzzin malmajib October 21, 2003

Deck

Another work for checking somebody. Check out check.

"Yo, Ryan just got decked into the lockers by that one other guy!"

by somyongai December 10, 2004