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dechristmatize

It's April, and my lazy neighbors still have their Santas and nativity scenes in their yard. It's time for them to dechristmatize. That looks trashy.
by anonymous December 26, 2004
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Upper Decker

The act of taking a dump in the tank of a toilet.
Step 1: Quietly sneak into the bathroom unseen
Step 2: Carefully remove the top of the tank. Note the porcelain tank top is very delicate and will shatter if dropped

Step 3: Climb on the toilet, drop pants and sit on the tank. Imagine you are a bird sat uptop your nest, sit very softly or else the tank may break and the operation will be compromised

Step 4: Take a monster shit. I'm talkin like a goddamn mudslide out your asshole

Step 5: Whipe and throw the tp in the tank too for good measure and put the top back on

Step 6: Return to the party and act like nothing ever happened, if you leave right away you will draw suspicion to yourself
Step 7: Enjoy the host's reaction when they see that Mount Vesuvius just exploded in their toilet tank
Friend: Yo did you hear, Julia is having a party this Saturday
Me: I dislike her very much, I'm gonna drop an Upper Decker at that party
by bowelsmovin June 25, 2017
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upper decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.
My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker
by The Mad shitter May 14, 2003
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double decker pussies

When one has two pussies stacked one atop the other, for easy alternating insertion. Usually done doggystyle, this position is used mostly in FFM (female-female-male) porn.
Did you see Ava Devine and Alica Saint in that new Peter North flick? He stacked their asses up into double decker pussies and fucked them both, man!
by loose_cannon November 18, 2006
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bryan dechart

Actor who is best known for his role as Connor from Detroit: Become Human.

Has a massive following of fangirls.
Bryan Dechart is lurking on the twitch chat again!
by itspey June 21, 2018
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Double Decker Nut

When you are jacking off while laying on your bed, quickly stand up on your bed before you're going to nut and aim at the floor.
Kid: When was the last time you nutted?
Kid 2: Yesterday. I tried the Double Decker Nut it was awesome!
by niganigga97 January 13, 2020
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Dechen

A name to describe a very intelligent and beautiful girl. She will have many enemies, one of them her sister, because she is jealous of Dechen. She is very loving and caring and loves everyone, even those who hate her, and especially her parents. She will have a very romantic love life and be loved!
"She is so loving and caring" "It's cause she is Dechen"
by Satan4ev June 24, 2013
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