December 5

National Slap Ass Day

*slaps ass*

Friend 1: “why would you do that?”
You: “it’s December 5th I had to.”

by truckers101 December 5, 2019

December 5

Honestly the day the best people were born. Myself included. It’s an amazing day full of joy and happiness. Everyone gets along and treats each other well on this day.

When we’re you born? “Only the best day December 5”

by MaTtMmmmm December 1, 2019

December 5

the day that the best couples get together, and they will always last and will always be there for eachother no matter what

“you gonna ask her out?”
“duh! it’s december 5th!! it’s good :)”

by grace 😎💕 December 2, 2021

December 5

You get to tell your parents your sexuality

Me: hey mom I gotta tell you something
Mom: what?
Me: Since its december 5, I gotta tell you my sexuality

Mom: and?
Me: Im straight

by PubGGbuP32 November 27, 2019

December 5

Post you crush or let your friends expose you

*post a random person on their story on december 5

by anonymous December 4, 2020

December 5

National slap your crush on the ass day

Hey dude it's December 5th get your hand warm

by Bob Ross lover December 4, 2019

December 5

This is the day where you ask your EX if he wants to get back together. You never know maybe they’ll say yes. If they do go for it!😏😂

#december 5

by Definitions964 December 1, 2019