urban delay

When Urban Dictionary does not have a word of the day in a timely fashion.

Adam: Dude it's 6:01 PM and there's still no new word of the day.

Steve: Wow. Sounds like some serious urban delay.

by Jeksrasmeme March 28, 2011

2 hour delay

It is when school gets delayed and starts 2 hours late. Kids love it and parents hate it. Causes can be fog, ice, and snow. More common in the northern U.S. but not unheard of in the Southern U.S.

I'm sleeping in today its a 2 hour delay.

Maybe if it keeps snowing the 2 hour delay will turn into a snowday

by Distance4life February 13, 2010

cum delay

The act of depriving yourself of an orgasm by any means necessary during a masturbation session on a porn site; because you know that once you cum, you will immediately lose interest in watching those other porn clips you wanted to as you were browsing the site.

acts of prevention may include, but are not limited to: Squeezing your dick as hard as you possibly can, slapping your dick extremely hard, thinking of something you consider a complete turn off, pushing your dick forward as far as you possibly can.

1.) I was about to bust while watching this porn clip, but employing the methods of cum delay i squeezed down on my dick as to not allow anything to come out, so that I could watch the other 5 videos I had lined up afterward.

2.) I'll compile a list of clips I want to watch, and cum delay until I watch the last one.

by wibbles11223 October 13, 2010

Tower delay simulator

BELOW NATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator

by Totally not BelowNatural August 21, 2021

delayed gratification

withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.

Not jacking off for a month. Then finally jacking off. Delayed Gratification.

by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013

Delany

Delany, she is a one of a kind person someone that make you feel wanted and loved. When you get to hold her hand it makes you feel like you’re walking the red carpet. When you hug her you just don’t wanna let go. And she is a person that you’ll love forever. It is really hard not to fall for her, though she will be shorter than you, it is a cute short and you smile every time you see her. Life is hard but she makes it easy for you, makes you feel like your the only one in the room

I love my girl Delany

by FromE March 8, 2020

FA delay

It's the slight delay in understanding you experience while talking to someone with a Foreign Accent.

I love having my coffee grinds read by Ozzi but her accent is so strong that every time she speaks I have severe FA delay. (pronounced _FAH delay)

by Maggie55 January 15, 2012