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David Wright

David Wright is the hope of the New York Mets...He has more skill then most players in MLB...I can field and hit...He is young so this gives the Mets a player they can mold and call their own...Little kids look up to him, men want to be him, and women love him (he is easy on the eyes too)...
Son: Hey daddy I want to be a pro-ball player someday just like David Wright...
Dad: As long as you still remember who took you to your first Mets game...
Mom: And if you can introduce mommy to David Wright someday...
by Mets fan 01 October 4, 2005
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David Williams

A man so into life ,its crazy. Some say it shouldn't be allowed , but by law it is.
Do you know David Williams?

Yeah he is that cool guy!

I know! sweet.
by california kidd February 4, 2010
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david washington

by epic epic man October 8, 2019
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david wright

Saying David Wright sux is blasphamy and requires confession.
by PolandSpring July 24, 2006
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David walkering

When you pull a David Walker and get lonely and fuck a Chihuahua
David Walker a local guy got so lonely that the he decided to fuck a Chihuahua/any dog thus he is David Walkering
by 696unknown696 December 5, 2018
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David Wolfe

Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018
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david wang

David Wang - Asian party animal, main stomping ground Bangers. Doesn't slay girls but he is a legend.
Famous quote "I Like Jerk Off Everyday!"
I'm motherfucking Wangggggg David fucking Wang ...
David Wang
by Pledge 1 October 15, 2017
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