david hasselhoff

a secksy beast who i'd like to bang,
don't hassle the hoff, he's fucking god <3

angela, you look like david hasselhoff ;D

by shyenneeee March 4, 2008

David-Hasselhoff-Drunk

Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink

The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.

Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!

or

Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!

by nottaylorannhasselhoff November 20, 2009

Drowning David Hasselhoff

The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.

Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.

by CooterBlues December 2, 2010

David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021