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David Bain Jumper

A heavy, unstylish, old-fashioned winter jumper (pullover, sweater) most likely made of wool in a variety of colours such as that worn by David Bain upon his arrest for murdering his entire family. David Bain was convicted and later acquitted of the murder of his family.
I found a warm David Bain jumper at the charity shop.
by emzies November 24, 2019
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David Blaine

The act of promoting one’s self, abilities, or predicted achievements to impossibly high expectations only to crash and burn in such a public fashion people will use that failure as a gauge against other public failures for years to come.
After talking so much crap for the past two years about his Thai-bo skillz, Pauley got completely David Blained by that Ukrainian kid with the lazy eye.
by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006
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David Blaine'd

To lose out on a passionate night of strange to a magician/illusionist. Or just losing out in life to said magician/illusionist. Abbreviated version of Blaine'd works as well.
Getting David Blaine'd makes for one of the best true stories ever. Steven David passed out on the couch in NYC. His new friend wasn't having it so she dialed up a vanishing act, next thing you know she was whisked away by a popular magician! Before any bystanders could even blink, it was realized that Steven David got David Blaine'd! also; Steve Dave got Blaine'd! SDBD
by Apt. 904 January 16, 2009
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David Blaine

A sexual maneuver that when performed correctly can side step the social awkwardness that may ensue a random blowjob, when found in the female’s environment and near climax withdraw and ejaculate into her eyes, while she rubs at her eyes in order to see, use this moment to make for the door, be sure to turn on the light and let out a CHEEEESEEE ITS! For entertainment value. When she is able to see in 5-10 minutes (sight loss is rarely permanent) she will be in alone and disoriented but not expecting a phone call. This was found on cave writings of the Incas but the original name was lost in translation, David Blaine was the first in successfully performing this lost art form in modern times.
Synonyms: DB-ing
Antonyms: Cuddling
Buddy One: So how did you leave it with Kim last night? I heard she is clingy.
Buddy Two: No we're cool she gave me a blowjob and I David Blained it out of there before her romates came back.
by Blaine Hero December 18, 2007
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David Blained

Getting very very drunk to the point that you almost die but just about don't.
Man, I'm gonna get David Blained tonight!!
by cat23010 October 18, 2009
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The David Blaine

When you are having sex with a girl from the back and you let your friend slide in without her knowing and then you run around to the window and wave at her
I was hitting this girl from the back then me and John did The David Blaine on her ass.
by LadyRed10 October 1, 2010
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pulling a David Blaine

the act of hyping everybody up to think that your gonna do something ridonkulous but ending up doing jack shit
What a cocktwat. He said he could hold his breath for 9 minutes but ended up pulling a David Blaine.
by E-dubby dub November 5, 2006
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