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Daniloff

When someone jacks off in the school bathroom, but isn’t even subtle about it. They’ll reject the claim if accused. A Daniloff is someone who will often miss class just to bust a load in their favorite porcelain bowl.
“Where’s Nick?”
“Oh, don’t worry. He’s just being a Daniloff. Keep watch of the handicap stall.”
by QWEEFTY December 13, 2019
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Danilo

Danilo is just something else. Very cold and serious on the outside, but pure treasure on the inside. Showing love is not something you’ll experience from Danilo every day, but when you do, it will make you feel loved, special and appreciated more than anything in this world can. His looks are just irresistible and you can’t deny that Danilo is the most charming and charismatic person you’ve ever seen! His emotions are chamber of secrets and special side that you’ll be able to see only once in a lifetime(if you’re lucky), but the truth is, he’s a total mess emotionally. Those feelings are so strong, not even the hardest hammer in the world would be able to break them. His taste in girls are sometimes questionable, but immaculate when it comes to serious relationships. Danilo’s intelligence and sense of humor is so expressed, you just can’t resist to be in his presence.
I just don’t know what to do, I’m crazy about him. But Danilo doesn’t seem to care, he looks so cold!
by Black-haired girl November 21, 2021
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Danklovic

Helltalker from r/memes discord. Everybody likes him.
"What do you think of Keanu Reeves?"
"He's Danklovic"
by Anakin Skywalker (chosen one) January 11, 2021
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danilo

1: Serbian in nature
2: A Serbian-American person
3: Capital of the Downsinian Empire
DUDE! That's a Serbian Car!
HEY! There's a Danilo!
I just got back from my trip to Danilo.
by Downsinian December 15, 2008
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Danilo

Where does one even start to describe Danilo. Luckily there’s no real “start” with Danilo, because from the moment you meet him, you feel as if you’ve known him and trusted him your entire life. You can spill any trouble or burden to him and they will remind you to breathe through the pain. His level of faith is only rivaled by his capacity to love. With a strong, protective nature that he can’t help, you feel safe in any circumstance, any conversation, and any moment of vulnerability. He’s hilarious, always down for a shot, the life of the party, the center of the dance circle, and never hides his feelings which makes him irresistible to women… and men. But lucky for THE woman, because he shows her that she is the treasure and the prize to show off. His gaze never leaves her, or her ass. He is rare, he is unforgettable, he makes you feel seen like no one else can. You’ll forever wish he was your best friend, your brother, your dance partner. He is a natural father to those he loves and it’s impossible to let Danilo go once you have him.
James: “yo girl, you got a man?”

Girl: “yeah haha thanks but Danilo is my boyfriend

James: “NO SHIT Danilo?? I FCKING love that guy! Dang don’t mess that up or else I’m gonna cuff him myself”
by Tikatakespix November 22, 2021
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Danilo

He's fucking hot and so cute, that motherfucker will make you feel like a bitch, in a good way. If you find a Danilo hug him, besides making you horny, he definitely has the best hug in the world and a big fat heart.
by sea squirt skeleton panda November 23, 2021
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Danilo Jr

He is barumbado but gwapo.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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