by Sornsen June 05, 2005
A tumblr where a serious fat chick has photo-shopped herself to a size 6.....colors her eyes green even though they are a crappy brown......talks of nothing but sex & drugs....though someone would have to be seriously high to have sex with her. A total loser who actually believes that she'll never get called on her web pic lies....someone who actually believes that anyone would want to follow her on tumblr. A pathetic person who thinks she is just that cool even though 1/2 her questions & comments are sent to her by her.
by TheRealF'ingDeal February 11, 2011
A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!
She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!
by Rowdy Roger November 23, 2013
good damage comes from popular show bojack horseman. the phrase means damage that helps or contributes to yourself in a positive way. the opposite is bad damage, which only serves to make you an angry, regretful person. plain damage fits in there too. plain damage is just the type of trauma and hurt that just stays there, doing virtually nothing. you remember, it hurts, but it doesnt make you better or worse. kind of like how the meteor that killed the dinosaurs leaves damage on the earth, but the damage changes little to nothing about the area.
therapist: "how would you say your damage has changed you?"
person 1: "id say i have good damage. i think my trauma made me a better person."
person 1: "id say i have good damage. i think my trauma made me a better person."
by weirdossss October 04, 2023
damaged goods
adjective: description of a person whom is inapt of a skill , characteristic, and / or physical skill or characteristic that is deemed a necessity by some social societies throughout the us noted by medical professional in mid 2023 T.M.MLPN
adjective: description of a person whom is inapt of a skill , characteristic, and / or physical skill or characteristic that is deemed a necessity by some social societies throughout the us noted by medical professional in mid 2023 T.M.MLPN
out of lack of personal control of judgmental thinking and the appropriate use of the english language such as " dictionary," respect , and any other defined word in the english language a woman referred to herself as damaged goods
by althea magnolias August 06, 2023