Dahveed

An extremely intelligent and smart male. He usually knows everything. Some people call him David but a French pronunciation is dahveed. Dahveed sometimes has odd muscle spasms and frantically itches his head. Dahveed is so smart!

Dahveed got an A on his test.

Dahveed loves reading science articles on his free time.

by Flashlight man June 15, 2014

dahseir

A sexy nigga with a big cock

That's dahseir all the girls love him

by Phantom_kid215 July 5, 2018

Double dog damned

Yes the same phrase used in Hateful Eight but also a higher form of saying I'll be damned when someone with a southern accent says this phrase you know it's either really good or really bad maybe a bit of both

Guy 1: yo remember your phone you lost

Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: look on the floor
Guy 2: sees phone "well I'll be double dog damned

by Dont_panic_im_hispanic October 9, 2019

dahleing

When a male gets fingered in the butthole by a female while making out with eachother.

"Dude, last night I was dahleing this chick named Trudy"

by Arecduh July 10, 2012

christ be damned

expletive. when used correctly: can terminally vapor lock the old and infirmed... cast fundies into apoplectic fits... generally focuses the attention of any individual or crowd.

when golfing, hook your first shot into the rough. yell "CHRIST BE DAMNED!!!!" ... followed by striking the earth with your driver. walk towards the cart. those two strangers in your foursome won't know what to think... and their game will likely be a bit off.

by angry bald guy October 7, 2009

dobler dahmer theory

A theory stating that if two people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, but if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial killer crazy.

Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity. It's the dobler dahmer theory.

by Yangarang June 19, 2016

doing a dahmer

Pulling a practical joke. Before Jeffrey Dahmer was a psycho serial killer, he was an alcholic class clown at his high school. Classmates reffered to any practical joke or crazy antic as "doing a Dahmer". Later, it would come to mean "killing, having sex with, and dismembering a man".

see the A&E Biography of Jeffrey Dahmer for the actual mentioning of this phrase

Joe: Kevin was just doing a Dahmer right in the middle of class
John: Oh my God! The teacher didn't stop him?!
Joe: Dude, calm down. It means played a joke.

by Amata May 23, 2008