daft

A state of mind in which a person is blank, slow, or just plain stupid.

Person 1: What was the maths homework?
Person 2: ARE YOU FLIPPING DAFT!?!?!

by dolgi_black November 06, 2017

daft

Inane. A person whose strongly held ideas and beliefs go against common sense.

Stan is so daft, he saw an ad in the paper for a parachute-"Only used once, never opened, small stain."-that he wondered out aloud if it opens on impact.

by fuckles November 01, 2005

daft

These days primarily charvanese used in conjunction with the word cunt.
Generally not a insulting term.
Its true English meaning is 'silly'

'Ya daft cunt'

by Josquius April 14, 2004

daft

Stupid person

your a daft bugger aren't you shit face

by Ben October 08, 2003

daft

odd, strange, does not make sense

I made 56k last year, now i'm only making 38k, daft eh?

by Carver January 27, 2005

daft

dumb & fucking tired

yo sorry, I just woke up i’m feeling super daft

by georgiaroooseee April 02, 2018

Dafted

The female equivalent of a tea bag

She just dafted that guy in the face...

by oneilltheitguy138 March 29, 2016