by 1001 October 8, 2003
Get the diezel mug.She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
by hawyouitsme August 23, 2011
Get the Lisa Dalzell mug.by IsaacBigPP May 21, 2021
Get the Thrazel and Dazzel mug.Your friends phone falls out his cargo pants on a roller coaster one might reply..."Dezel" or "that's a dezel" there is also Double Dezel for more surprising events or a series of regular Dezel's over a short period of time.
by Uncle Rico 92 February 6, 2014
Get the Dezel mug.Dezelle is a very smart and beautiful young lady who may be bossy at times but is very loving and loyal
by Ion even know 1230 April 4, 2017
Get the dezelle mug.The largest penis ever recorded belonged to a man named B. Dezell (may he rest in peace, 1864-1972). Since this time, very large penised men are referred to as Dezells.
Example:
Hot Girl: See that guy over there?
Ugly Girl: Ya, what about him?
Hot Girl: I was with him last night...
Ugly girl: O_O ooo how'd it go?
Hot Girl: Well I never actually got his name...but lets just say I call him "Wet Dezell."
Ugly Girl: That good, huh?
Hot Girl: He actually gave me 17 orgasms.
Ugly Girl: Ok, see ya later, Imma go hop on Dezell too.
Hot Girl: See that guy over there?
Ugly Girl: Ya, what about him?
Hot Girl: I was with him last night...
Ugly girl: O_O ooo how'd it go?
Hot Girl: Well I never actually got his name...but lets just say I call him "Wet Dezell."
Ugly Girl: That good, huh?
Hot Girl: He actually gave me 17 orgasms.
Ugly Girl: Ok, see ya later, Imma go hop on Dezell too.
by The Ma$ter Bla$ter May 17, 2014
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