The largest penis ever recorded belonged to a man named B. Dezell (may he rest in peace, 1864-1972). Since this time, very large penised men are referred to as Dezells.
Example:
Hot Girl: See that guy over there?
Ugly Girl: Ya, what about him?
Hot Girl: I was with him last night...
Ugly girl: O_O ooo how'd it go?
Hot Girl: Well I never actually got his name...but lets just say I call him "Wet Dezell."
Ugly Girl: That good, huh?
Hot Girl: He actually gave me 17 orgasms.
Ugly Girl: Ok, see ya later, Imma go hop on Dezell too.
Hot Girl: See that guy over there?
Ugly Girl: Ya, what about him?
Hot Girl: I was with him last night...
Ugly girl: O_O ooo how'd it go?
Hot Girl: Well I never actually got his name...but lets just say I call him "Wet Dezell."
Ugly Girl: That good, huh?
Hot Girl: He actually gave me 17 orgasms.
Ugly Girl: Ok, see ya later, Imma go hop on Dezell too.
by The Ma$ter Bla$ter May 17, 2014
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