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Dracula ass is when a girl's ass is so fine you wanna grab a handful and with the spare hand grab her hair, yoke her head sideways and bite her neck.
by 813kracker August 28, 2017
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Dracula sneeze

holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow
Do to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centers For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 14, 2010
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Dracula Flow

Old man spits wisdom off the dome, opps be warned
"{Yo she musta listened to Dracula flow the way she dropped that ass on me at an egregarious angle.
by BrowardCountryTicTac October 24, 2023
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Draculated

A place or situation that is so freaky or surreal that you would expect to see it in a low budget horror movie.
Man, would you look at this place? Its like extremely draculated.
by Recon777 June 3, 2009
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Dracula

by Dracula’s girl December 14, 2020
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draculas teabag

a used tampon. due to it resembling a tea bag (the string), and being full of blood would make a nice brew for dracula :)
i wanted to fuck my missus but she had a draculas tea bag in.

my bird was on, as i found when i stuck my fingers in and touched dracula's teabag
by hanz weiss December 13, 2003
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Dracula's Soul Patch

Definition: 17th century sexual tactic that local Transylvanian women would practice when they wanted Dracula to swoop in unbeknownst and deliver a thick midnight piping. See: moon poon. Women would shave their nether-regions to the match the shape and size of Dracula's soul patch. So that when the soul patches unite, they mend together like Velcro, and Dracula sucks her living soul out of the vagina.

Definition 2: A sponge of juice. Containing DNA samples. Especially Winona Ryder's. Everyone's had a ride.
example: "Johnny Jr, what do you think has seen more pussy, Dracula's Soul Patch or Dr. Robotnik's crusty creepy old mustache?"
by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018
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