douche canoe

One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.

Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.

Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.

by GeoSlab September 25, 2012

Douche canoe

A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.

Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.

by C.R.W January 16, 2013

Douche Canoe

A vagina. Literally. Vaginas look like little canoes that fit douches in them, which coincidently is the correct body cavity to use a douche.

All these other idiots don't know that a douche canoe is a vagina. Especially the guy who thought it was a bigger version of a douche bag, which is just a receptacle for the effluent produced by douching. That guy is a real douche canoe.

by Michael Hancho May 14, 2020

Douche Canoe

The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.

Dude, You A Total Douche Canoe.

by vivalavengeance November 23, 2010

douche canoe

More than a douche. A douche times 2.

Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.

by Shi-nay-nay February 19, 2011

Douche Canoe

somebody who exceeds the regulations of normal douchebaggery, thus is a douche canoe

^ emma: whats that smell?, it smells like dick!!!
^ adam: seriously dude, ur a douche canoe

by adamINTHEVAN July 14, 2011

Douche Canoe

Someone who is a bitch, a pussy, a douche punk motha fukka. A vagina looks some what like the shape of a canoe, and is where a douche goes. So calling someone a douche canoe is calling them a pussy or a bitch.

"Man I cant stand that do0d. He's such a bitch."
"Hell yeah he's a douche canoe for sure"

by theDunson January 26, 2019