Dostoevskian

(adj.) 1. Bleak or somber in nature, 2. Expressed in a manner reminiscent of Fyodor Dostoevsky.

Why must you always turn every birthday party into a Dostoevskian affair?

by mayonaiserhino April 18, 2004

dooty booty

the name explains itself

Random: Get on the ground.

iShowSpeed: Shut up bitch! Get yo mama on this fkn ass and eat this dooty booty.

Also iShowSpeed: What did I just say bro?

by ivosowowp August 26, 2021

Dusty Crystal

A dusty crystal is a slang term commonly used to describe a rare sexual experience involving narcotics, specifically crystal meth. The man first inserts some amount of crystal meth into a woman's anus (the amount depends on both the thrill desired and the inner diameter of the woman's anus). After a satisfactory amount of crystal meth is inserted, ie there is no leakage, the man sits behind the woman, with his face very close to the woman's buttocks. Once the man is ready, the woman violently induces flatulance and the man inhales deeply through his nose, intaking all the previously inserted crystal meth and any other gases.

Hooker: "Hey baby, want some company tonight?"
Man:"How much for a Dusty Crystal?"
Hooker:"What's that?"

by sm00th February 20, 2009

Dusty Little Yute

Those kids a year below you who scream in break

Shut your mouth you dusty little yute fam

by SternDesSudens March 24, 2021

dusty puerto rican

Snorting coke off of a puerto rican prostitutes anus that is riddled with shit crumbs from previous anal sex encounters.

Man I still have a smell of asshole in my nose from performing that dusty puerto rican on handy Mandy last night.

by Spoonyt69 February 18, 2022

Dusty Old Bones

The nickname given to "King Of The Hill" star Hank Hill by his grade school bully Caleb in the season 10 episode, "Hank's Bully." The original moniker is lengthened by Caleb to its full title of "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust."

Caleb: "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust!"

by hiddendriveway March 20, 2009

Dusty Creamcone

Fucking a woman over 53 years of age and splooging inside her. When you pull out you have dust and cream all over your cock.

So I banged Betty White yesterday and had the biggest Dusty Creamcone afterwards. My dick was covered in dust and pussy residue.

by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011