Doom Son

An exclamation of surprise and excitation used in a similar manner as Boom Son!, but used when the situation is more sinister, likely meaning more distress than happiness for the victim. It's like a less vulgar version of Oh Shit!

Guy #1: (worried) She told me she's late.
Guy #2: (yelling) Doom Son!

Doom Son by thedehumidifier33 August 20, 2010

doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.

I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.

doom scrolling by Dulced November 2, 2023

the doom song

song sung by the retarted robot "Gir" on the first episode of "Invader Zim"

I'm gunna sing the doom song now doom de doom doom doom do de doooooooom dooom do doom deee doooooom do dom dooom doom

the doom song by chuckfrmgamestop January 23, 2007

doom shot

A drink that consists of two shots of vodka, Redbull, cranberry juice, and is taken immediately after one takes a drag off of a cigarette and a joint.

Person A: Did you see Aaron last night? He looked pretty far gone.
Person B: Yeah, I heard he had like four doom shots.

doom shot by greenbean746 August 1, 2020

Approaching Doom Syndrome  

When you get a chill down your spine and the feeling that someone is about to get you. 50% of the time this means you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.

“What is this Santa Claus person, and how do I find him?”
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."

Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome

Approaching Doom Syndrome by Varigos Dourden January 8, 2009

Doom Spoon 

This is the large cooking spoon your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Often made of plastic and large enough to whale on 2 asses at one time, the doom spoon was able to withstand years of abuse. The doom spoon typically came with holes in it to prevent wind resistance and increase velocity, pre-impact. The doom spoon also often was used as a projectile when the target could not be reached, e.g. when the target climbs a tree to avoid the beating, the doom spoon may be thrown at the ass to inflict low-level pain.

The doom spoon typically has a 15 year shelf life. Once the child turns 15, the doom spoon becomes more humorous than painful. The 16th year of life is often referred to as "the doom spoon-free year."

Mothers across the world switched from wooden doom spoons to plastic in the early part of the 20th century in order to prevent splintering.

Doom Spoon by -hef- November 10, 2009

doom swiping 

Swiping through tinder for an extended period of time and getting no matches as your hope and dignity slowly dwindles away

I drank too many white claws last night and started doom swiping

doom swiping by Rjh3 February 5, 2021