i don't give a Funyun

A clean way of saying the phrase, "I don't give a fuck".
Safe for use around children.
{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series

{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/
by Telephony September 29, 2014
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I don't give a fuck

This phrase in used when a person is not interested or doesn't care about what others do or say.
Dick:please give my phone i have to call my girlfriend.
Hijacker:shut the fuck up,i don't give a fuck about your girlfriend.
by Greek warrior November 11, 2013
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I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.
Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.

Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.
by Lime Lynx March 29, 2007
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don't give a flying fuck

hey dude you need to clean up your mess or you will get in trouble

i don't give a flying fuck mate.
by The Autistic Walrus March 29, 2016
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I don't give a damn

A: He likes you!
B: So what? I don't give a damn, he sucks.
by One-republic February 26, 2009
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don't give me crap

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear
Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck
by your best idiot April 05, 2010
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Don't Give a Fuck Mode

Don't Give A Fuck Mode (DGAF) is a temporary (or permanent for some people) period of time when a person chooses to "not give a fuck" and do whatever he/she pleases without worrying about the consequences.
John: I heard Zach drank a bottle of whiskey, crashed his car, punched a cop, slept with two fat chicks, and asked his sister to marry him last night.

Chris: Yeah man, he definitely was in Don't Give a Fuck Mode... he probably had a rough morning.
by mad_mike701 August 29, 2011
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