to do a suarez

To bite someone real bad, particularly while in an intense match of football. Like Luis Suárez .

Eg: "Mate you totally did a Suarez on Mike."
Eg2: "To do a Suarez is a delicate business John."

by therealpengmiester February 18, 2017

do a smell

An expression to use when you are going to the bathroom to leave behind bad smelling exriments from your anus.

Excuse me please, i'll go to do a smell.

by Ole Didrik March 31, 2007

do a Shirley

to suddenly, and unexpectedly, do a bunk from your normal everyday life. Usually to another country as per the 1989 film Shirley Valentine.

Office worker "I haven't seen Karen in Finance for a while..."

Boss "Off the record, not coming back. She's left her husband, gone to Spain."

Office worker "Didn't think she had it in her to do a shirley"

by Dentinox November 4, 2007

To do a sebastian

To masturbate in public bathrooms

He tried to do a sebastian but was caught by the teachers

by @mrkulci September 4, 2018

to do a sumeett/sanjiv

to be a 50 year old who wanks to young male children but has no testicles so when he has an orgasm it is an explosion of piss. following this he releases a load of shit from his saggy anus.

Other things classed as doing a sanjiv/sumeet is liying lots, being paki filth, (nigger stain),being fat, having annoying brothers, being a retard. sucking ur mums cock

i smell a nigger, nigger stain, nigger book
to do a sumeett/sanjiv is to suck cock

by penis butt September 14, 2008

do a steve

to do a steve is to perform an aggressive act of humping with your clothes on to the point where your dong rashes up like your arm in an indian sun burn.

guy 1 : do a steve!?

guy 2 : ouch.

by bfz July 23, 2008

Do a Samin

To declare a winner when it is not someone's right to do so.

Seeing a reasonable punch in a boxing match, the announcer did a Samin and declared a winner. He was surprised later to see the judges did not share his opinion. Present tense is: Do a Samin.

by Louis Panama November 7, 2007