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daffodil

A shallow, beautiful women; one who offers little more then face value. A good-time girl.
Think of the daffodil's who entertain at Angelo & Maxxie's.
by RussG January 13, 2008
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daffodil

A daffodil is a man with a vagina. Being a daffodil is similar to being a pansy, but the case of the daffodil is much more severe. Daffodils should be avoided at all costs, and they should aspire to conform to the methods of A.M.M. (but sadly, most of them will never succeed)
- Hey, are you hanging out with Alex this weekend?
- No. He hasn't asked me to do anything. He's such a fucking daffodil.
by VirginFlower June 22, 2010
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Daffodoofus

Someone who is cute and pretty, such as a daffodil but also dorky as a doofus.
I was at the mall shopping with my girlfriend. She wasn't paying attention while walking. She tripped and fell down a few steps dropping all her bags . She's such a daffodoofus !!
by PlcklePete February 23, 2017
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daffodelle

Daffodelle? She's the best.
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daffodil

used when describing one's ass
kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass
by dan October 10, 2003
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Daffodils

Written at Town-end, Grasmere. The Daffodils grew and still grow on the margin of Ullswater and probably may be seen to this day as beautiful in the month of March, nodding their golden heads beside the dancing and foaming waves.
Daffodils:
I wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair England's gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
And yet.....
I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
I feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,
COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,
I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.
by Ted T Chimp September 5, 2008
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Daffodil shark

A oversized faggot whose completely ignorant and sucks sick for a living
That snitch carter is a Daffodil shark.
by DickFlex December 20, 2018
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