Kelly Divine

A hot pornstar who is known for her gigantic Kim Kardashian like ass, and isn't afraid to take big black cocks up all her holes at the same time

Keith: Wow, who the fuck is that you have as your Windows Wallpaper? Dats An Ass

Pete: That's Kelly Divine. Keith you have to leave now, I'm going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons

Keith: OK, see ya

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 7, 2013

Divine Cock Block

(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.

2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.

ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!

guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!

by wowthathappenedatumd May 7, 2010

Divine

Very beautiful, and beyond perfect and is a wounderful name to guve your children.

your house is soo divine!

by sparky sparkaten April 23, 2017

divouneh

Persian (Farsi) for savage/lunatic/crazy. Sometimes pronounced di-va-neh (if you're in Tehran).

persian guy: "*string of obscenities*"
persian girlfriend: "ay voy, divouneh-shodi!"

by khokbesaret September 24, 2006

Divine

Divine~ kind, funny, rude when needed, caring, pretty. Divine's can be found anywhere. They can make you laugh till you can't take it anymore, also they can hype you up and overall when you find a divine don't lose her because it'll be the worse day of your life.

Ocean~"Guys meet my new friend Divine"
Divine~"Hii guys nice to meet you all"
*Everyone*~"Hiiii!!!"

by Chocolate'baby x October 29, 2019

L Divine

L Divine is the celebrated author of a teen series called Drama High. The series is based in Compton (America) and currently has 11 books going on to number 12 and onwards. It's not just a teen drama it has a mystical twist to it and has characters every one can relate to.
Sold wherever books are sold, available in local libraries
Catch her on my space

L Divine's Work As of 2010
1. The Fight
2. Second Chance
3. Jayd's Legacy
4. Frenemies
5. Lady J
6. Courtin' Jayd
7. Hustlin
8. Keep It Movin'
9. Holidaze
10. Culture Clash
11. Cold As Ice
(Not Yet Published)
12. Pushin'13. The Meltdown

by EastAfrika'sFines January 16, 2011

god cipher divine

5 Percenter (NGE) speak for God. A spelling of the word God using the Supreme Alphabet: (G)od OCipher (D)ivine. In 5 Percenter speak, God doesn't mean a supreme or supernatural entity but rather a mere person, embodying the pantheistic notion of a supreme god who exists in every person and thing in nature. Commonly used to refer to oneself or one's niggas.

"I'm God Cipher Divine, love my pussy refined/Guess that means clean, a FDS smell with a shine/ Word up. Respect that ho."
-Ghostface Killah aka Ghost Faced Killer or Tony Starks, Wildflower (on the Ironman album.)

by AllahShabazz May 2, 2014