Dick Weed

infected hair growing from ur Dick Muffin

"omg u shuld get tht Dick Weed checked out it culd leed to Dickifrenia"

by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 2, 2011

DICK WEED or DICKWEED

Ultramaroon; Dumb ass idiot; Corporate fool.

"Thom Beers of Discovery Channel is a fucking dick weed."

by Wee Lil Tigrrr April 19, 2004

chinese dick weed

when you bite into an egg roll and find a chinese pubic hair

mr.miagi is a chinese dick weed for putting his cock hair in my egg roll

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

Dick Weed Syndrome

Dick Weed Syndrome is a catastrophic STD. It causes a major Fungi infection on the nob of your dick. After the ninth day of the infection the nob begins to grow marijuana leaves, these leaves can give a major high, it makes you see purple unicorns with giant green penises were there horns should be.

Dick Weed Syndrome

by Depatment of STD Studies October 21, 2013

Dick weed

A person who is sometimes mean

look at Keeleigh, she's such a dick weed

by Hellobello July 5, 2014

Weed Dick

"Weed dick" occurs when a man experiences erectile dysfunction due to smoking too much pot.

He was about to have sex with Nicole, but he had a bad case of "weed dick."

by Lord Menes November 24, 2015

Weed Dick

When you are too goddamn high to get your dick up, and you miss out on getting laid.

Jonathan got higher than Snoop and they were going to bang, but he had a case of weed dick and missed out.

by HigherThanSnoopDogg420 November 11, 2015