DFM 

DUMB FRENCHMEN

THIS GUY IS SUCH A DFM (DUMB FRENCHMEN)

DFM by DUMONTOOOO January 22, 2018

DFM 

Da fuck man.

Man 1: I think you're hot.

Man 2: DFM you gay?
or
Man 1: I am going to puke.
*Pukes in the car*
Man 2: DFM.

DFM by zaraaw November 23, 2020

DFM 

Dance Floor Makeout.

"Hoping for a DFM this Friday night"

DFM by joedunn July 17, 2021

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dfm by quifxwyd October 18, 2023

DFM 

Stands for "Daddy Fuck Me".

Can be used by women to describe someone who's hot, or "fuckable".

Person 1: He's so DFM
Person 2: Who is?
Person 1: Fine shyt

DFM by Voided5930 May 11, 2025

Drunk Floor Man (DFM) 

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor

The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning

Drunk Floor Man (DFM) by GayCloud June 17, 2018

dfmu 

"dfmu" is an abbreviation for the caribbean phrase "don't fuck me up" originated from the island Trinidad and Tobago.

"girl dfmu nahhh🤣" meaning the joke is close to unbelievable

dfmu by uhhh smd? August 13, 2022