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dehydrated babies

Babies that have become dehydrated due to a lack of hot bottled water. A pressing issue for Republican nominee John McCain, he first articulated his concern for dehydrated babies in a speech given on June 3rd, 2008.
We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.
by Formaldehyde June 17, 2008
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dehydrated waffle

A vstar employee that knows everything with a side bitch. Majority of the time is named kayleigh.
Why are you being such a dehydrated waffle.
by Wormslayer44 May 22, 2017
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Dehydrated shit

The dehydrated shit is when your shit is so dry, that it scraps the outside of your anus whole as it’s leaving. This process is very painful and results in birthtears.
Bobby: yo Kevin my ass hurts so much

Kevin: oh why?
Bobby: I just had a dehydrated shit man!
by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019
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Dehydrated Retardation

The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.
In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.
by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010
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Dehydrated fish

Person A: your a dehydrated fish
Person B: i mean its true
by SageTheWitchyEnby December 5, 2020
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Dehydrated Dyke

A Dehydrated Dyke is the same thing as a Thirsty Bitch, only a lesbian. Dehydrated Dykes are also refered to as "Shelbys" by certain people.
That bitch Shelby is such a Dehydrated Dyke!
by NickO-Luvs-Hoes July 3, 2021
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dehydrated bunghole

"i cant stop scratching my rough dehydrated bunghole"
by Tats Tyler October 13, 2013
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