D.S.B.S.

Deadly Sperm Back-up Syndrome
When a man ain't getting laid. Common amongst married men. Lethal but can be cured, just get laid.

Hey sweety give me some loving, you don't want me to die of the dreaded D.S.B.S. do you?

by sylviavampirequeen November 14, 2011

B.D.S

Big Dick Steve

B.D.S is a male name Steve with a big dick who gives good ass pipe to females.

by Callmewatuwant April 27, 2020

T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

Acronym:
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World

A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).

Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

by mwalker April 29, 2020

F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.

PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009

D.B.S.

dick brain syndrome (n): (1) a disorder which typically affects those of the female sex (though some males may be affected as well) which results in consistent thoughts of getting cock.
(2) the inability to focus on anything aside from getting fucked by a big dick.

Jesus Christ, I haven't gotten fucked in three weeks, I've got a bad case of D.B.S.

by CaptainFuckface May 23, 2011

S.D.B

Stupid Dumb Bitch
Generally seen driving S.U.V's, the S.D.B.'s native habitat is gentrified areas, suburbs, the mall, Grocery stores, under their boss's desk, under their husband's desk, under my desk.

That F***ING SBD cut me off! Get the gat.

by the search September 23, 2003

B's for D's

Stands for "Bitches for days." Meaning lots and lots of women.

Have you been to that new club downtown?

Yeah that place has B's for D's!

by madrascaldavid January 18, 2011