Cuntometer

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

by Canadaone October 22, 2013

nocturno culto

Aka Ted Skjellum. Guitarist/bassist/vocalist of the prominent black metal band Darkthrone since 1988.
He has been also in the band Satyricon.
Owner of Peaceville affiliated label Tyrant Syndicate.

Nocturno Culto owns most black metal vocalists.

by Damaso June 25, 2005

Hillary Cunton

She's an actual cunt. She's the devil herself, Hillary clinton, I wish she was my dad, the tree trump.

"MAN HILLARY SHOULD BE CALLED HILLARY CUNTON. I LOVE MY DAD, TREE TRUMP"

by weenie hut junior August 10, 2016

Jorji Costova

That one person who isn't allowed to enter a certain place, and will constantly do anything to get to that certain place until that person gets in. (Basically Jorji Costova from the game "Papers Please")

"Goddammit, Jorji Costova. Why do you keep trying to enter Arstotzka?"

by ave_scientia January 15, 2019

customer is always right

1. A policy mainly enforced in the retail industry in terms of having respect for the customer, saying that their opinion matters and that they are always correct.

2. An instance of an employee agreeing with a customer.

1.The customer is always right about our merchandise.

2. Even if the customer is wrong, we basically have to kiss their ass with the "customer is always right" policy--even though the customer was wrong (and an idiot)

3. (Opposite) The employee is always right, the customer is a moron.

by French038 December 1, 2005

Casto

A name commonly given to the hardest motherfucker in civilian clothes. Naturally strong, very attractive, and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks.

You really are gonna fuck with that Casto dude?
Hell yeah..
Aight, Good luck with that..

by KKAindustries December 15, 2011

cuntophile

A lover of vagina. Almost any heterosexual male or homosexual female is one of these, unless they don't love cunt.

There's a lot of competition for this girl with all the other cuntophiles around.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009