Balls a la carte

You know that slit in the front of your underwear? Stick your balls, and exclusively your balls, out of said slit. That is balls a la carte

After eating his mans ass, Mir figured the only other way to reinvigorate the bedroom would be with some balls a la carte

by Mirhossain May 5, 2020

Cartel de Santa

A Mexican rap group whose popular songs have changed the Spanish rap industry with its rhymes-aka rimas-with its main founder Eduardo Davalos de Luna AKA MC Babo.

"My favorite songs from Cartel de Santa are La pelotona and El Dolor de Micro guey."

by alienad13 August 21, 2012

Carterism

A life philosophy such as Buddhism, which can accompany any religion or athiestic view. Carterism was founded by Darin Carter and consists of living life as healthy and happy as possible. With a set goal of Living to 101 years of age. Constantly considering new scientific and religious findings as to what contributes to health and happiness, while keeping in mind ancient human ways as an indication of diet and exercise and human interaction.

Carterism is the path to the happiest, healthiest, and therefore longest life possible a person can live.

by McWebster August 19, 2010

Belle Carter

Belle carter is a small creator on tiktok who gained most of her audience from her friendship with olivia duffin. she gained a audience of over 10k across her social media platforms.

did you see belle carter’a recent tiktok?
yeah!

by no one haha haha jfkddj April 27, 2020

Courtesy Cut

The second act of intercourse from a one night stand, typically in the morning.

When I woke up this morning, all I wanted was my courtesy cut and to get the fuck out.

I smacked her ass when I woke up to get my courtesy cut.

by Jlahey9 February 12, 2010

Cortexifan

A name fans of the Fox program Fringe often use when referring to themselves. The name is derived from a fictional substance, Cortexiphan, which appears in the series.

"I feel like such a bad cortexifan when I can't spot Observers in Fringe'

by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis October 31, 2011

Cortex

An unstoppable vortex who thinks they are a tough cunt. Drinks Great Northerns and munches burgers every Monday morning. Plays a non-contact bitch sport. Can be found smashing slabs and tuning fatties with his best mate Grinchtittiez and has made several appearances on Mordi rewind. Has a funny lookin lazy eye when drinking beers

Wow, he just got fucked up by the cortex

Did you see the cortex? He just downed a slab

by Mr. Fuck your sister April 30, 2019