Curdle Turtle

The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.

My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle

by nigganaut June 9, 2020

Curdled clam

When you spread her clam and find what appears to be 50 year old curdled cheese chunks

I was about to go down on that girl untill i noticed she had a curdled clam

by Capta1nS0l0 December 2, 2016

Curdled Cheese

Picture this, you're sitting in your English class and an overweight girl walks up to the teacher's desk asking him a question. It is about 90 degrees Fahrenheit outside and she decided to wear short shorts. Every step she takes is like watching curdled cheese jiggle.

*Chubby lass walks in front of you*
Your buddy: Bloody hell! Look at the curdled cheese on her legs!
You: I think I've lost my lunch.

by Erlangga April 23, 2011

Curdle tomato

When you spary ketchup on you girlfriends hair while having sex

Man last night she wanted me to Curdle tomato

by Happy1245 February 18, 2018

wet curdle

A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting

Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil

1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform

Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder

And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine

Redd:Dude Travis OD’d on wet curdle
Jared: damn the way he would’ve wanted
Jackson:he was kang

by Ryazaki Redd January 18, 2018

Mind Curdling

Mind exhausting or mind tiring job in other words Dimagh ka Dahi kar dene wala kaam.

its really a mind curdling work to find out a miniature difference of 25/50 paisa in monthly bank reconciliation statement.

by anonymous April 1, 2010

The Milkman’s Curdle

The foul “cheese” found on and in between male genitalia.

When she ask for my special sauce, I said “Fuck that” and gave her some of the Milkman’s Curdle.

by SIRMINER6 May 27, 2022